From The Page (August, 1989):
One of the most celebrated and well attended annual banquet events in the Known World! A mere provincial event say you, but hark to the resounding cheers as the premier pushy province espires to greatness with an Imperial Polish Theme of Regal Recipes, Ebullient entertainment, Bodacious Beverages, and a Halcyon Habiliment of Hackneyed Humor. Plus contests for best Polish outfit, and a mead brewing competition for best new brew and best overall, judgeships to be auctioned off. Where, you say? At the Polish American Hall in Roseville, CA. Tickets (limited to 200) will be $8.00 until November 1, afterward, $9.00. More lnformation to come. The autocrat is Wylowen of Stuarts Og Dunniwey (a known loon), (phone).
From The Page (October, 1989):
One of the most celebrated and well attended annual banquet events in the Known World! A mere provlncial event say you, but hark to the resounding cheers as the premier pushy province aspires to greatness with an Imperial Polish Theme of Regal Recipes, Ebullient entertainment, Bodacious Beverages, and a Halcyon Habiliment of Hackneyed Humor. A Pun Tax (for creative lacksness) will be charming enforced. A costume contest will be judged with preference to 16th century Polish attire. A mead brewing competition shall have all entries submitted by 4:45 pm (Banquet Day) with the judgeships for auction; contest documentation shall consist of the mead recipe. Entertainers for discount should contact the autocrats. The event site is the Polish-American Hall in Roseville, CA. Tickets (limited to 200) will be $8.00 until November 1, afterward, $9.00. Co-autocrats are Marcilina Maria Wawvyn'Gryfska (chief among Poland's imported natural beauties) and Wylowen of Stuarts Og Dunniwey (a known loon), whose address for tickets is (address/phone).
From The Page (November, 1989):
Dzien Dobry, Pan Nikolaj Wierzynek has graciously invited the population of the known world to celebrate the anniversary of Golden Rivers at his Krakow residence (the Polish-American Hall in Roseville) on the feast day of Saint Katarzyna. Invitations may still be coerced from Pan Mlkolaj's household steward, Wylowen of Stuarts Og Dunniwey, for the meager bribe, er , donation of $8.00 until November 1st. After that the steward will ask for a $9.00, uh, fee. He can be reached at (contact info). Pan Mikolaj's comrade St Starosta Pan Wawrzyniec Wawrzyn-Gryfski and Pan Wawrzyniec's wife Donna Marcilina will be rewarding the gentle attending in the best Polish attire (16th century). Pan Wawrzyniec will also be taking monetary persuasion to fill four judgeships to help him choose the finest miod (mead) in the province, with special distinction for the best new brewer (less than 1 year experience, documentation will consist of the recipe). All brewers should submit their entries a little before vespers (4:45) as judging will take place as the doors to the feasting hall open (5:00). A glorious Polish feast has been planned hy Donna Marcilinn, to be served by the Turkish household staff. Direct inquiries regarding staff or pre-banquet help to Lord Wylowen's lady, Rhiannan Lowrery ap Stuarts Og Dunniwey, (phone). Wondrous and varied entertainment has been planned, but more is welcome. Direct inquiries regarding entertainment to Lord Wylowen or Pan Wawrzyniec (name) at (phone). Czeszch!
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