Held in the Ballroom of the University of British Columbia Campus in Vancouver. The many contests included: sticky fingers for thieves and pickpockets, best rabbit dish, story-telling, song contest, wine or beer, kissing, wrestling, best paunch, best costume, best combination of hat and beard, dancing, and fighting. Akbar the Sot and Mongo of Bog autocratted. The Monboggian Horde was on stage reviewing the guests. Sean Geält and Michael Trygvason, following the ancient and venerable Monboggian custom, showered the stage with bread; Sean was captured and sentenced to one blow of a dread Monboggian War Carrot. An unidentified thief was also seized and Sean escaped (temporarily) in the confusion. The thief later bought his way free. Baron Gerhard Kendall of Westmoreland was awarded a black and blue codpiece for services rendered to the Shire, and he and his lady were sent Tudor portraits from their counterparts in Madrone. Malla of the Moors received a spear, a goblet of wine, and a loaf of bread in a naming ceremony; his newborn daughter is a six generation Monboggian (how this is possible is not clear, but then the rabbit is their totem). The ceremony was presided over by Mongo of Bog, High Monbog Shaman.
In the fighting Bjorn of Havok defeated Morgan of Aberystwyth in the melees, and was also victorious on the field. Viscount Edward Zifran won all the challeneges. Then Baron Gerhard and Styraeman of Havok demonstrated two-handed fencing (circa 1550). At various times during the day Aragon the Armorer tried to buy Semasem for gold, but failed; the page, André Lessard, was accused of thievery and was about to be placed in the stocks, but was found innocent by Viscount Edward. Baron Gerhard challenged Subotai of Bog to a war carrot duel, but Subotai struck the referee and the contest was declared a draw. Feasting and entertainment followed.
The sticky fingers contest (for misappropriation of funds) was won by Boverk of Monchiolvich, who stole five purses and begged the rest. Susan the Opaque and Edward Zifran won the ladies and gentlemen’s kissing contests, respectively. (One may note that they were both judges.) Friar William won the Best Paunch contest and was awarded a mirror so that he might once again see his shoes. Semasem, in a Berber robe and veil, won the Best Costume Award, and Baron Gerhard won the Combination Hat and Beard contest.
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