The Bards of Bedlam Filk Library

Newbie Little Fighter Guy
Lyrics by Jana the Mad

(To the Tune of: Teeny Little Super Guy’ , Sesame Street)

Newbie little fighter guy, hits so hard he’ll make you cry
Nasty loaner armor on, he’ll be fighting all day long
At every War or Crown Tourney, as a Cynaguan or Misty
When he wins you’ll be surprised, he’s just a newbie little fighter guy
Newbie little fighter guy; look at him –he’s half our size
Given sword or axe or spear, he’s a guy who has no fear
You best watch out; he won’t swing light;That new guy is one tough fight
when he wins, don’t be surprised – he’s just a newbie little fighter guy
Newbie little fighter guy, he’ll always charge and won’t ask why.
Facing duke or count or prince, all his bruises make you wince
He’ll always practice in the West, so that he can be the best.
When he wins, don’t be surprised he’s just a newbie little fighter guy
When he wins don’t be surprised, he’s just a smiling newbie fighter guy!

For the Sesame Street bardic competition at Ducal Prize. -- Jana the Mad

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