Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
As a Baroness.
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
As a baroness.Though you’re banned into court, there you’re still a good sort.
Where you laugh and make sport with a witty retort.
The story spreads much wider with each passing day.
And if you haven’t heard it yet, it’s on its way.Don't you know that it's worth every treasure on earth
You’re a baroness.
For as butch as you are, it's much better by far
As a baroness.And if you should survive to 105,
Look at all we’ll revive and the joy we’ll derive!
And here is the best jest, he’s passed the peer test
Thor Stagge is a Baroness now of the West.
The West Kingdom History Website was created by and is maintained by Hirsch von Henford (mka Ken Mayer).