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P.P.F.U.F. Forever
The Glorious Anthem of the Progressive People’s Feudalist United Front
by
Gerhardt von Nordflammen

(Tune: The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Oh we charge ‘gainst their machine guns
With the lance and with the bow.
Though they shoot a million of us
Still our righteous numbers grow.
Soon they will run out of bullets,
Then we’ll let the burghers know:
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS:
PPFUF forever, PPFUF forever, PPFUF forever.
Feudalism makes us strong!

Oh the burghers try to tell us
Feudalism is no more.
But we don’t believe these liars,
They’re all rotten to the core.
They will know the truth and tremble
When they hear our mighty roar:
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh, the burghers with enclosure
Forced serfs by machines to stand.
Now they’re facing social unrest
But they still don’t understand,
That the serfs are only happy
When the serfs are on the land.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh they’re poisoning the water
And they’re poisoning the air.
It’s a sure thing you’ve got burghers
If there’s poison everywhere.
We’ll demolish all their fac’tries
And our mother earth repair.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

When you see a racist bloodbath
It’s the burghers you must thank
Keeping people at each other’s throats
Means money in the bank.
But for us your race means nothing,
All that matters is your rank.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

In El Salvador right burghers
Slaughter serfs to stake their claim.
In Afghanistan left burghers
Also play that rotten game.
Oh they say that they are different,
But we know that they’re the same.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

In war burghers hide in shelters
For their courage is all show
Their mass armies and civilians
Are the only ones who glow.
We will follow Kings not burghers
‘Cause the King’s the first to go.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh the burghers have elections
And they shout; “Let freedom ring.”
But they nominate two bozos
So the votes don’t mean a thing.
Oh we scorn their scams and shell games
‘Cause you don’t vote for the King!
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh the burghers with their millions
Think that all our souls are crass
And they try to buy and sell us
But for us, their gems are glass.
They can take their gold and diamonds
And just shove them up their ass.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh they taunt the feudal system
Because women were oppressed.
They don’t mention sexist churches
Burghers still praise them as blest.
But the Goddess shall not fail us,
She’ll give power to the best!
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

Oh we scorn the burgher’s “freedom”
And their jingo loyalty
We will give them all a lesson
In truth and reality.
For the only freedom we know
Is an oath of fealty.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

We will follow Kings and Barons
It’s in them we’ll place our trust.
We’ll unsheath our swords, string longbows
Fight until the final thrust.
We will overthrow the burghers,
We will smash them all to dust.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS

With the holy feudal order
We shall free the human race.
All shall dwell in peace and freedom
In a state of endless grace.
With a place for every person,
Every person in their place.
Feudalism makes us strong!

CHORUS


This is from the second folio of Gerhardt von Nordflammen. © 1984, Lawrence Hyink III


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